Dear jerks who decided to throw another dance party outside my window late the other night, a word of advice...
1. Timing: Start early, end early. 'Nough said there.
2. A DJ does NOT sing along to the music through a mic. That's NOT a dance party, it's karaoke.
3. Music Selection: Although you have managed to create music with a good beat for me to punch my pillow and slap my face to, it's still not danceable music. Also, Shania Twain's original recording is much better than your pathetic cover.
Follow these three recommendations and we will all be much happier and less cranky the morning after...
Byron Yee
Peace Corps Volunteer - Senegal, 2009
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