This morning, I went into the doctor's office in order to arrange for my Fresh Stool Sample (their exact terminology) to be made. Backing up, I ate a fried egg sandwich from a street corner and a very large mango given to me by a driver last night in preparation for this event.
I asked the doctor what sort of sample size she wanted. She replied, "About a teaspoon, no more."
I immediately bit my tongue as to stifle my urge to as a follow up question "Is that heaping or level?"
It's a good thing I've still held onto some twisted sense of professionalism. And all professionalism aside, that's just kinda gross.
Byron Yee
Peace Corps Volunteer - Senegal, 2009
I just burst into a fit of laughter. You are hilarious my friend.
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